thousand pixels of memories

notis perpindahan!

2010-01-25T08:04:00.000-08:00

alkisah hizamy!

telah berpindah ke alamat berkenaan!
do come n visit!.

regard, hizamy

<3>

fargo lagik!

2009-06-24T21:23:00.000-07:00

to fargo spring 09,
setelah solat sunat istiqarah, aku dah decide,
JULAI nieh, aku nak wat trip gi PANGKOR+PERAK,
sape x nak pergi sudah! aku bawak sape yg nak pergi je.
budak JPA, sile kemaskini jadual anda,
dan sila simpan duit sikit! rm200 dan ke bawah.
budak mara, kalo boleh aku kutip sponsor sikit,
or korg bawak la duit sndiri!
kite jumpe kat IPOH!
titik pertengahan utara & selatan. seriusly!
please weyh! aku nak gi pantai+snorkelling!
and this would be the farewell event for MARA fargoans!
ok bye2! :)

fargo, hmphhh..

2009-06-23T08:35:00.000-07:00

1st plan:
SUNWAY LAGOON -cancel-
"mahal gile weyh!"
"x berbaloi"
"aku xde la time tuh"
"malaslah pergi!"
"xde duit owh!"
"ala, pgi tempat len lah~"

2nd plan:
PULAU PANGKOR -cancel-
"ape 200? mahal gile dowh!"
"pangkor x bes dowh!"
"xde mase ar"
"entah, x sure ar"
"kalo ramai pe, aku pergi ar"
"perghh jauh gile"
"ermm ntah, nnti2 lah"

3rd plan:
BUKIT MERAH/TELUKBATIK/IPOH -cancel-
"gile bapak mahal! rm200?"
"ala bukit merah x bes lah!"
"bukit merah dah selalu pergi kot"
"ermm aku x pergi kot, duit xde"
"x, aku ade plan lain"
"xde mase ar"
"tnggu duit JPA masuk"
"kalo ko belanje aku pergi! ngee~"

4th plan:
BUKIT CERAKAH -cancel-
"ermm kalo ramai pergi aku pergi"
"belanje la aku zami! ngee~"
"aku ade maple, test cal2, keje berlambak,
kau cal1 xpe la, senang"
"xde duit la zami"
"xde mase dowh"
"aku ade plan ngan kelas lain lah"
"ade reunion2 ngan kelas lain"
"malas lah, esok test ar"

5th plan:
DINNER -confirm, tp aku x pergi-
dan aku hanye di call petang tersebut
setelah rugi kredit nak bgtaw sume
cancel plan cerakah.
aku bajet bile dah cncel cerakah,
malam ni bleh aku sempat sambut
farewell party bes friend kat cendana..

"apesal kau x bleh dtg dowh dinner,
x kesian kat kitorng ke?"

kecewa? tu la aku rase selame nieh.

ade ckp nak wat surprise dinner untuk aku.

korg 22 org plan untuk aku sorg.

bile aku x dtg, 22 org kecewa untuk sorg.

bile korg x dpt pergi plan yg aku buat plak?

aku kecewa sorg2 untuk 22 org yg lain.

sebab aku nye prinsip, kalo alang2 dah wat plan,
biar sume bleh dtg,
biar sume ade dlm satu gmbar,
biar semua ade dlm satu memori.

hmphhhh...
aku dah x larat dah.
plan rm200 tu paling affordable aku cri,
aku siap wat research, tnye org sane sini
mane murah, mane mahal,
las2 dpt "malaslah pergi, mahal sgt!
xpela, maybe aku je perasan aku ni kaya,
padahal umah kayu gak...
dah mahal, pergi cerakah pon x boleh jugak!
ainina plak ckp org len kecewa sebab aku cncel plan tuh.
kau ingt aku x kecewa ade yg xnak dtg?
last trip nieh!
ADE YG SUH CARI SPONSOR! xleh blah!

ok fine. aku mintak maap sume sebab cncel sume plan.

tnx for those yg setia ngan setiap plan;
as, biha, anis, adi, abe, aiman, azry n others. tnx

ADUH! esok test! tension2!

i really2 envy with eugene.
ade je merata alam diorg pergi.
haish. :)

jom pegi jom!

2009-06-18T15:55:00.000-07:00

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terima kasih!

2009-06-17T22:54:00.000-07:00

just want to say,

TERIMA KASIH!

for voting me for

the new ATUSA hicomm.

u all will never regret it.

and congrates too for

the new hicomm members;

PRES: pojan

VICE PRES: thanges

SEC: carishma

TRE: kugarn

IT: xue yuan

PROMO: hizamy

REC : ying bin

SELAMAT HARI JADI DAN SELAMAT HARI BAPA!

2009-06-15T21:57:00.000-07:00

selamat hari jadi yang ke 47

encik ropiee saleh!

trima kasih abah untuk segala2 nya.

penat lelah bekerja abah tidak terbalas jasamu.

trima kasih :)

jaga kesihatan elok2 ya abah! :)

"mintak maap selama ni x pernah cakap "saya sayang abah" depan2 abah, sbb kebanyakan anak lelaki yg sudah berumur 18+ susah nak ckp "saya sayang abah" verbally; melalui perkataan. mereka lebih gemar mengucapkan "saya sayang abah" melalui perbuatan. seperti anak abah ni, belajar rajin2 smpai berjayalah satu2 nya cara abang nak ucap SAYA SAYANG ABAH"

dan SELAMAT HARI BAPA jugak!

(21 jun)

election day!, not erection day!

2009-06-15T21:41:00.000-07:00

owh, finally!

its done babeyh!

the election day!

and i am posting for

BUREAU OF PROMOTION.

thanks to those who came.

thanks to those who support me.

thanks to those who vote me.

thanks for everything.

but personally,

this election is

not so professional.

lots of omitted vote.

wat the hell man?

i hope this is not an evil plot.

thats all.

tq again :)

mencari syurga yang hilang.

2009-06-14T10:14:00.000-07:00

ibu,
ibu,
ibu,
jgn menangis lagi ya.
nenek pon dah pergi.
abang pon sedih jugak.
tpi ajal maut di tgn tuhan kan.

ibu,
ibu,
ibu,
jgn menangis lagi ya.
kalo ibu menangis,
hati abang x tenteram.
abang pon akan menangis.

ibu,
ibu,
ibu,
perginya nenek pon x dpt abang tahan
bagaimana pula dgn perginya ibu nnti.
bagaimana ya ibu,
mungkin hidup abang terus terpadam

ibu,
ibu,
ibu,
kalau ikutkan, kawan abang pun
sudah ramai kehilangan ibu mereka.
tapi mereka tabah dan redha.
kenapa abang yg belum kehilangan,
sudah berasa gelisah?

ibu,
ibu,
ibu,
ibu jgn tinggalkan abang dulu ya.
biarlah ibu lihat abang berjaya dulu.
abang x sabar nak tnjuk menantu ibu
abang x sabar nak tnjuk cucu ibu.

ibu,
ibu,
ibu,
ibu jgn pergi dulu ya.
ibu mahukan rumah besar kan?
abang akan buat mahligai indah untuk ibu.
kita boleh tinggal sekali.

ibu,
ibu,
ibu,
kesian ibu habiskan ringgit malaysia.
duit di tabung haji pon habis digunakan
untuk sara abang belajar
terima kasih ibu.

ibu,
ibu,
ibu,
jgn risau ibu, jgn risau.
abang akan bawa sekeluarga ke mekah
biar kita sekeluarga menghadap kaabah
memohon perlindungan dari yg Esa.

ibu,
ibu,
ibu,
abang akan jadi anak yg berguna
abang akan harumkan nama keluarga.
abang akan biar ibu dan ayah hidup bahagia
tanpa kerahkan tenaga di usia tua.

tuhanku,
kau hanya satu.
kau hanya satu,
ampunilah dosa keluarga ku,
lindungilah mereka ya Allah.
limpahruahkan rezeki mereka ya Allah
bahagiakanlah mereka ya Allah.

tuhanku,
kau hanya satu
kau hanya satu
kau tempatkanlah roh kakak, adik, dan nenekku
bersama org2 yang beriman.
bersama org2 yg mendapat kurniaan syurga darimu.

dan jika sudah smpai masanya untuk ibuku pergi dulu.
kau ambilah dia dengan aman.
dan tempatkanlah dia dikalangan org beriman.

dan jika aku yg pergi dulu,
kau tempatkanlah aku bersama org yg aku sayang.
kau tabahkanlah ibuku atas pemergianku

kerna ibuku sudah kekeringan air mata
melihat org yg dia sayang pergi sebelumnya.

sesungguhnya kaulah
Maha Segala Sifat Terpuji.

goodbye grandma...

2009-06-11T03:40:00.000-07:00

it been a few hot days recently,

extreme hot i meant. really2 HOT!.

and today i could faint while riding my bike

the weather is so terrible.

i was doing my self-stdy,

suddenly drizzles

fall down from the sky

i was very pleased by that,

it was pleasantly soothing.

so cold...

i never knew, it was a sign.

drizzles always related

to tears and sadness.

i know something was not rite.

i texted my dad asking some money
since i was totally pokai rite now.
the msg was replied
with a call.

-----[BELOVED PAPA calling...]-------

-accept call-

"tok bedah dah xda.

baru meninggal tadi"

astarghfirullahalazim,

i was extremely blank n trembling.

i could answer nothing.

then i heard my mom's crying.

i was so damn sad.

oh god! y must now!

my grandma from my mom's side

is one of the person i love most.

i love her

she is the greatest grandma ever.

when i was a child,
i used to go
back hometown to live with her.
though we only live in a wooden house
with some brick foundation,
i was so happy.

i love to see her crafting the tikar mengkuang.

i love to see her teaching me Qur'an.

i love to see her face.

i love to lie against her back.

now, only the memory and the pray lives.

i was so sad as couldnt go back

since tomorrow i got exam. yes, a test indeed.

ahhh. dear god. help me pls.

she keeps repeating;
"ada nak ada bleh tgok hang terbang nnti hizami oi
ntah2 tok dah mati dah pa masa tu"

and it is true..

i'm dreaming to;

buy a big bungalow to live with her n parents

bring her to MAKKAH for the secong time

let her sees me on my wedding day

eat more ur gulai ikan

and it wil be a mere dream.

thank you for everything grandma.

innalillah wainnalillahiraji'un.

from HIM we came, to HIM we return.

dear God, place her in the place of the deserved.

forgive her sin, calm her soul.

IN BELOVED MEMORIES OF SITI ZABEDAH

the most loving grandma.

alfatihah.

ITS HAVE BEEN A WHILE.

2009-06-11T03:37:00.000-07:00

YEAH, its been a while.

since i last updated my blog.

well, gonna write more.

summer sem is ending soon.

SELAMAT HARI GURU :)

2009-05-16T00:27:00.000-07:00

SELAMAT HARI GURU

diucapkan pada semua guru

yg terlibat dlm menghasilkan

hizamy yg terkini

terime kasih sume,

sayang cikgu-cikgu! :)

credits to tenaga pengajar in:

TABIKA KEMAS

KAMPONG JAWA,

PENANG

KELAS PAFA

KAMPONG SETOL,

PENANG

MADRASAH AL-AMINIYAH

PERMATANG NIBONG,

PENANG

SEKOLAH KEBANGSAAN

JALAN BAHARU,

PENANG

PUSAT TUISYEN KANCIL

SEBERANG JAYA,

PENANG

SEKOLAH TUANKU ABDUL RAHMAN,

IPOH, PERAK

PUSAT TUISYEN KALIBER

BKIT MERTAJAM,

PENANG

INSTITUT MEMANDU MELATI,

PENANG

INTERNATIONAL EDUCATION CENTER,

UITM SHAH ALAM

NENEK SELAKU USTAZAH SAMBILAN :)

trime kasih :) !

bile mak bapak dah sangap...

2009-05-15T11:57:00.002-07:00

bile mak bapak dah sangap

upin & ipin

anak2 jadi mangse.

hahahaha

btw, cute gak diorg.

detail rambut upin x leh blah.

SEKEJAP TETAPI BERBALOI. :)

2009-05-15T11:05:00.000-07:00

SEKEJAP TETAPI BERBALOI.

tu je kot aku bleh ckp.

a simple gathering ngan diorg

kat bistro rafi s18 shah alam.

bes gak jumpe mmber lame.

sembang2 hal duniawi,

makan2 n then blah.

also we r looking forward

for OBW! :)

NUEX: taking chem engine at UNIKL

AMOI: taking medic at MSU

AGIL: taking business at ermm lupe deyh.

BOKH: taking american engine at INTEC

PAAN: taking german engine at INTEC

ZARO: taking biotech at INTEC.

wah, hebat semua. gudluck kekawan!

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GOSH!, dah lame x update blog!

facebook nye psal ar nieh.

pastu summer sem, class period kejap je.

xde citer bes.. haish..

hizamy

selamat hari ibu, mak. :)

2009-05-09T22:13:00.000-07:00

'who thou should listen most to after ALLAH n me?

your mother.

and then your father"

-Prophet Muhammad

praise be upon him

terima kasih atas segalanya;

Puan Salmah bt Baharum

selamat ari ibu, mak!

sayang mak! ;)

BERKELAH di sunway pyramid.

2009-05-07T16:14:00.000-07:00

Ye tuan-tuan & puan-puan, bertemu lagi kite

di dlm post terbaru saye. hahahha

(stop the crap zamie)

well, a bout a week since the last post.

summer sem is

soooo damn bored

n yet enjoyable too.

(what am i saying?)

SUMMER SEMESTER

boston

repeat CAL : usmt25

5 class per week.

strt at 8-10.

but somehow

kitorg masuk 8.30, balek 9.15 hahah

so just imagine the free time

after ten to 8am the next day.

perghhh heaven gile!

hahhahaha

______________________________________

PERKELAHAN

di sunway.

-rabu

-6may09

-movie,Jco,shopping,

lepak2 then makan2.

2.00pm:

dengar taklimat dri BIOTECHcorp psal future carrier as biotechnologist.

so boring kot. tp yg aku taw, aku nak gaji rm80,000+ per month haha;)

aku x prgi pon. tgu jabir, anis ngan adi.

2.15pm:

tertido. perghh best gile. nekmat!

4.30pm:

anis call. diorg dah ade kat KTM.

4.35pm:

tersedar dri lamunan mimpi ~~wetdrem~~indah

4.40pm:

mndi+solat+gerak ke ktm.

5.00pm:

terjumpe jabir, anis n adi.

sibuk je diorg nak ikot.

5.30pm:

kapal terbang mendarat. eh ketapi la bodo.

5.35pm:

sedang korek idong dlm ktm

5.40pm:

masih korek idong

5.45pm:

smpai subang jaya+masih korek idong.

6.00pm:

smpai sunway+beli tiket+jabir n adi g solat.

6.30pm:

jabir baru abeh solat.

*jabir ni nmpak ke rugged, solat 1/2 jam woo.

budak skolah agame la ktekan.

6.35:

jalan2 ke pelusuk alam sunway.

*boring gile, dah jemu aku tgok sunway.

*shopping2 sikit. (x beli papepon)

6.45:

gi mkn mcD

tgkp gmbar sikit

pastukan kurgkan gaji abg yg keje mcd

mengumpat sne-sini

7.20:

gi solat.

jabir mcm biase lmbt gile.

7.40:

masuk ~~punggung~~ panggung wayang

tgk WOLVERINE:xmen orgins.

bes gilw weyh! mantap! 5 petak aku bagi!

9.40:

abeh citer

9.45:

gi JCo. beli ~~ayam tandori masak lemak~~ donat

mkn2, snap gmbar.

9.50:

merenung mase depan.

10.00:

BALEK! hhaha

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sesi snap gmbar pelik (sumpah funny gile).

kau x comel pon zami. jgn ngade2.

kak muke bengis kat blkg ushar dgn rnungan tjm

adi n jabir mode:gedik

xyah cucuk.lubang hidong jabir dah cukup besaq

makan dri kiri:

hizamy, anis, adi, jabir

muke x leh blah; innocent habes. :)

jabir: beg plastik (bahase pntai timur)

*jabir diberi name sedemekian

kerana mulutnya bising mcm beg plastik*

tp hati die baik. ahahha ;)

"mirror2 on d wall, whos the slimmest of all?!"

alip galapagos, 2009

;D. sweet ar korg. ahhaha :)

jabir, ko ~~tak~~sweet dowh. seriusly.

*sesi merenung mase hadapan*
lokasi : depan sunway lagoon

pengemis jalanan yg cukup makan minum

Jco donnutS!

iuww, u r so gross zamie.

anis, aku nak makan ~~donat~~ kau!

*no caption*

bile laki dirabe

special to jabir n adi:

tnx ar for everything.

bes gile kawan ngan kau dua org.

mesra, cepat dan betol.

hopefully korg dpt a good life kat

MICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY,

michigan darul naim.

USA.

jgn lupe kitorg ek! :)

xoxo:

hizamy

MUKADIMAH MUSIM PANAS : kemunculan raksasa galapagos

2009-05-03T08:45:00.000-07:00

CENDANA, 3 Mei: Penghuni bilik 1301 Laman 1 Kolej Cendana Syeksyen 6 telah dikejutkan dgn dasyat dan takburnya dlm gelap gelita sambil sesi mengarut tengah mlm dengan kemunculan raksasa yg tidak diketahui asal usulnya. kejadian itu belaku agak lewat juga la pada waktu malam. Pastu, eh, Kemudian, raksasa itu mengamuk dan telah menyebabkan kemusnahan diluar kawalan. Penghuni bilik itu lari dengan segara dan evakuasi ke tempat yg selamat. Bnyk kemusnahan telah berlaku. setelah cahaya disuluhkan pada lembaga tersebut ternyata seekor erm... seorg raksasa telah ditgkap dan disoal siasat. raksasa itu akan dihadapkan ke mahkamah selangor dekat sebelah cendana di bwh kurungan B akta kemusnahan kemudahan awam dan boleh dikenanakan penjara & rotan atau kedua2nya. berita HARAKAH.

penghuni bilik 1301 dan kemusnahan yg dilakukan raksasa tersbut
seorg penduduk; ADAM (bukan nama sebenar) sungguh terkilan & sedih

ni lah raksasanya (sekadar gambar hiasan &
terpaksa dicrop atas sebab2 tertentu)

gurau jerk alip, sory BM aku A2 spm.

mintak maap

2009-05-01T04:16:00.000-07:00

sori la ek dah lame x update blog.

seriusly dah tersngp kat FB.

daymn, spe la yg hasut aku.

aku dah lme diam FB.

tibe2 cuti nieh jdi kemaruk.

hahah anyway, just wait for next posts.

*BLOG IS

UNDER CONSTRUCTION*

kesulitan amat dikesali

TEORI KENAPA AJE/AJAY PEMALAS

2009-04-27T22:16:00.000-07:00

setelah dibuat research n

development selama 1/10 dekad lamanya,

baru aku tahu kenape

aje/AJAY pemalas;

dia lahir 01 MAY 1990

ya!

hari cuti pekerja

hari di mana pekerja tidak bekerja

dan pekerjaan tidak dikerjakan.

patotlah malas jerk.

__________________________________

"tolonglah ubah perngai kau aje,

kitorg yg teruk ni pon risau kat kau.

ingtkan laptop dah rosak insap skit

2 kali rosak x de efeks kat kau.

kurangkan menipu

jage kebersihan

saham dose aku ade gak

sebab aku yg teman kau gi beli lptop

......

pikir2kanlah

UNTUK KAU JUGAK"

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post blog ini tidak berjaya ditapis,

harap maklum

cuti; damn bored!

2009-04-27T20:31:00.000-07:00

hah, bajet cuti ni bleh senang lenang.

tpi boring pulok.

haihhhh......

well, shopping is a must!

buylist:

new shirt(s)

new jean

new sneaker

new belt

new contact lens

new watch

new sweater

n lastly, new haircut!

huahuahuauua

*damn, i am womanized. again!*

REWINDING THE PAST: episode 6

2009-04-26T16:01:00.000-07:00

FARGO;

kelas budak2 pelik.

mintak maap la yerk komuniti intec sume

kitorg dah bnyk wat huru hara kot.
jgn jeles :)

kau sponsored under PERHILITAN? (serius lawak)

2009-04-26T06:12:00.003-07:00

aku pun x paham,

kenape PERHILITAN bleh kuar..

dan kenape die bleh percaye.

SARI2, lawak la kau. :)

REWINDING THE PAST: episode 5

2009-04-26T04:49:00.000-07:00

oh terlupe,
ini pon new pigeons on the block
nana cumeyl, all d best yerk!
wish for ur happiness
_______________________________________

kepade kapel2 yg bsmbunyi di luar sane
awas, kamera ku berada di mana2
dan gmbar korg akan diupload
muahahhahahaha
________________________________________

kau bile lagi hizamy?
(er......)

REWINDING THE PAST: episode 4

2009-04-26T04:01:00.000-07:00

*FRESH*FRESH*FRESH*

gossip segar dri ladang

new pigeons on the block

_____________________________________

smoga berbahagie hingge ke anak cucu

(kalau kauorang subur la hahahaha)

jgn marah ;) (matila aku)

REWINDING THE PAST: episode 3

2009-04-26T02:53:00.000-07:00

ever wonder why

FARGO je yg dipasang

CAGE/SANGKAR/GRILL?.

ni la sebabnye.

kelas kanak2 spastik

*missin u'all*

REWINDING THE PAST: episode 2

2009-04-23T08:13:00.000-07:00

so ni spekulasi aku:

1. ezas sedang memimpin jari kelinking azry smbil bersiar2.

2. azry seronok dipimpin dan membuat aksi nyah

3. azry mengajak ezas pergi ke tempat lain

4. amin x tahan bau ketiak azry

5. amin cover muka ala2 nyah smbil silang kaki

6. adib masih lagi blur

gurau jerk. :)

REWINDING THE PAST : episode 1

2009-04-23T03:08:00.001-07:00

kau org rase, si suhaimi / shumi ni:

a. excited sebb x pernah makan pizza!

b. excited sbb kat kelantan xde pizza hut!

c. pizza tu terlmpau panas mndidih!

d. dah memang muke die mcm tu, kesian!

*komen2*

rewinding the past : the epilogue

2009-04-23T02:52:00.000-07:00

"1st impression aku kat FARGO ni memule

dulu mesti x bes, sebab x sme dengan kelas lame aku,

tapi hakikatnye same je"

(wahidatul husna, 2009)

yes, exactly!

itu la first impression aku kat fargo,

i am sooo prejudice ngan korg dulu,

sebab aku rse korg x sehebat budak irvine dulu,

aku lebih kurg x de niat nak adapt ngan korg

tp..

aku salah, kau orang sume bes gile.

x sie2 kawan ngan korg.

to sesape yg aku kasar bahase

n kurg ajar tu,

sori ek, salah aku jugak.

n as the class rep, tq for everything.

korg bnyk mengajar aku erti hidop

cewahhh~

tnx everybadi!

kudos to:

WANIE

FIZA

WAHIE

CIMA

BIHAH

YAYA

BIHA

RUBI

YATT

RIZIE

ADI

ANIS

AMA

AKMAL

AMIN

ADIB

AZRY

AIMAN

CHOTT

SHUMI

MR ISHAK

USTZH AZIZAH

MISS FARAH

MISS HANIE

MISS ANISAH

MR PURUSH

MDM KIRAN

MDM MIMIE

tnx ya!

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strting today, i'll be posting

the selected pic of the sem

no offense;

it is just a reminiscene.

REWINDING THE PAST, starts here!

(wah, nak nangis siot)

FARGO; there's no fullstop!

2009-04-21T06:47:00.000-07:00

here are some editted pics i made during the past few weeks

feel free to grab it.

*click to enlarge*

with miss anisah

with miss hanie

with mr ishak

with miss farah

sorry, no pics with ustzah n mr purush

*bad quality photos*

if u want the real non-edit one,

just inform me later.

k da~

SOALAN BOCOR LAGI TERTUMPAH..

2009-04-17T02:42:00.000-07:00

hahhahaha

konpem gelabah sume nak stdy for

final exam,

tomorrow CTIS

CRITICAL THINKING

OF ISLAMIC STUDY

so, budak AMERICAN DEGREE PROGRAM,

sile stdy elok2 yerk

kau org ingt kau org nak pergi AMERIKA,

x payah belajar AGAMA?

dis is a quite reliable and trusted spot topic,

be sure to read:

RASULULLAH AS

THE QUDWATUL HASANAH

source : ustaz wan n ustz azizah

bab yg len stdy la, cakap org ISLAM...

DAVID ARCHULETA BERBAJU MELAYU?

2009-04-13T09:38:00.000-07:00

WHAT?

archie is wearing baju melayu?

(on his tour in s/lagoon, malaysia)

~~wtbmf(watdebloodymaderfacker)~~?

any comment?

ISY,

kenape jantungku berdegup

kencang melihatnya.

OH TIDAKKK!!!

aku masih normal!!.. is it? haha

BEBAS!

2009-04-10T19:12:00.000-07:00

ah, dah abes calculus test.

mcm bleh buat. tp entah le.

relax jap. pas nieh bio plak

haishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hizamy dan cik melor?

2009-04-07T04:28:00.000-07:00

oh, hari ini sungguh bahagia.

bnyk presentasi sudah ditamatkan.

teristimewa skali bagi subjek biologi

dan saya telah menjadi cik melor; guru biologi

btw, dis is my 2nd time dresseing as a woman,

dis is for d sake of my frens

yes, of course for creativity marks as well

even a slight diffrnce in marks

can determine u fly to USA or not

after an hour of humiliating

yet enjoyful presentation,

we finished! oh god! finally.

time setting : 1957; after independent declared.

hizamy : cikgu melor

amin : si puntum

akmal : pusaran

adib : joe

adi : kemboja

anis : mawar

on : GENETIC DISEASE

as the result, we get 9.5/10 for everyone!

yay! haha hardworks do pay though!

tnx again everyone for d good support!

anak sape nieh?

2009-04-06T02:27:00.000-07:00

anyone?

sape tinggal anak kat blog aku nieh?

comel & menjijikkan!

(=.=?)

*eki, anak ko ke?

hahahahahhahaha

MY NEW OBSESSION! joanna & co! <3

2009-04-05T01:34:00.000-07:00

my new indie obsession!

JOANNA & CO!

their song dmn best!

hahaha

kusha - joanna - farid - ijam

this is JOANNA RENISA

and she is damn beautiful

want to know more about them?

www.myspace.com/joannanco

www.myspace.com/ladyjrenisa

their top songS;

AKU PELANGI

LUTSINAR

TERPERANGKAP

*above pictures are taken from their myspace*

KOSONG.

2009-04-04T07:13:00.000-07:00

mingguMUNDANE.

KEJE amatlah BANYAK.

tp AKU wat BODO je.

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everything SEEMS TURNING away from ME,

after the declination,

i begin to grow hatred feeling

towards her.

everything's not rite.

yeah, only me

who is always rite

only me

only me..

yeah *sigh*

tnx good frens, tnx best frens

tnx GOD for'em !

tagged by fikri rahmat fauzi

2009-03-31T11:18:00.000-07:00

di sebalik blog ini

1) apakah nama blog anda dan

kenapa anda memilih nama itu?

pictorization of my world. kenape?

kerna aku suke bercherita

dgn gambar. percaya atau tidak,

aku nye hidop x same dengan korg.

x caye lagi?

bacelah!

2) apakah link blog anda sekarang

dan bagaimana boleh timbul idea

untuk menamakannya seperti itu?
http://1001cheritadongeng.blogspot.com

kenape? kan aku ckp, aku ske bercerita.

aku bukan mcm eki, bnyk rahsia la konon.

hahahhahahahahhahahahahahaha

dan cerita aku mcm cerita dongeng,

akan berakhir dgn citer bes.

3) apakah method penulisan

dlm blog anda?

kan aku dah ckp, gambar gambar gambar.

dan aku mengidam digicam before i fly.

ngeee~

4) pernah terasa nak hapuskan

blog anda? mengapa?

tidak pernah langsong sama sekali. ini jiwa aku.

5) apakah pendapat anda mengenai blog

si pentagged yg mentagged anda?

oh, blog die? bes gile.

cume need some colorization.

eki, bace la nieh~ hahaha

6) next 5 person to be tagged?

aik tibe2 bahase ingeris plak soklan.

ermm

p/s : eki sori lmbt post. kinda bz lately.

I AM STILL SO SORRY!

2009-03-31T05:28:00.000-07:00

Demi ALLAH, selagi parut+luka di lutut kau belum hilang

even segaris pun, aku x akan pernah berhenti rase bsalah.

i am very sorry. i am very sorry

i am very soooooorrrryyyyyyyyy..

bloody birthday i guess...

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yes, i am a teribble person.fullstop

pls dont say it was nothing.

I AM SOOOOOOOOOO SORRY! :(

2009-03-29T03:36:00.000-07:00

happy birthday to me! :)
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ngeri siot pic ni!

AHHHHHHHHHHH (agak lucah bunyi)

i am soooo sorry my friend

bcos of the eagerness for my birthday

u're hurt. eksiden x disngke

sorryyy sesgt!

aku rse terharu n bersalah sgt.

tnx for the birthday picnic plan

kat bukit cerakah

aku akan ingt smpai mati!

u'olls are my true bestfriends!

aku dah ckp.. kesian kat ko

oh tuhan! bersalah nye hambamu ini!

INGAT! KELAJUAN MEMBUNUH!
____________________________________

dan kepade kau bitch! (harap ko bace)

jgn nak tuduh melulu kate aku x de ati perot.

xnak wat pape? ape aku dok tido je?

perot aku besar pe. (isy stop the crap)

JGN PIKIR KO SORG JE!

HIZAMY is officially 19! tnx guys for d wishes! :)

2009-03-28T18:30:00.000-07:00

YUPP! an endless tnx to GOD

ALLAh the ALmighty

to give me another year to live

and for the blessings that been given!

______________________________________

hizamy ropiee saleh karim

29th of march 1990

2th ramadhan 1411h

2.45am

the day i was born!

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tnx too to my friends for the wishes!

i luv u all so much

muahx!

p/s : presents yah!

(why is shld be bolded n biggered? u tink urself)

birthday boy:

hizamy ropiee

PARADE DAY - american indulgence week

2009-03-28T08:20:00.000-07:00

AMERICAN INDULGENCE WEEK
interclass PARADE MARCHING competition

theme: AMERICAN ANIMATION

(cartoon,game or anything animated)

hahaha :)

FARGO:

nightmare before christmas!

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below are some pics around the parade

p/s : rizi, aku cilok gmbr ko skit! well-informed ye!

me as THE MAYOR
the vampire sisters n the bunny

the witch in the making

vampire sister in the making

(fiza hampir tertido haha)

fargoans in action!

SALLY in the making

behemoth in the making

the ~~bitches~~witches

the exorcists

the bunny

mummy & igor

shacky

fargoans in action

igor in the making

jack skellington

vampire sisters

FARGOWEEN!

corpse kid and corpse bride

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lilo n stitch + power rangers (i tink)

snow white and the 7 giants

addam's family

nightmare before christmas

supervillains

pacman

cinderella's story

peterpan & the pirates

superheroes

sleeping beauty

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the parade ran well.

no one was hurt esp the judges

jumpe lagi nex yer!

for sure gmpak nye!

hahahah

yang benar,

hizamy

HALLOWEEN NITE - american indulgence week

2009-03-28T07:16:00.000-07:00

AMERICAN INDULGENCE WEEK!
____________________________________________________________
BY AMERICAN DEGREE N CREDIT TRNSFER PROGRAM. kudos!
programme: HALLOWEEN NITE
theme: hantu la bongok. xkan festival kebudayaan kot.

well it was a quite

unpredictable insane nite.

i was totally in horrible manner

haha well, dah kate HALLOWEEN,

below some pics during the nite,

ENJOY! leave some cmmnts too!

me as HANTU TELEKUNG

for that nite i was very ~~stupid~~famous!

cik kiah telekong datang oi!!!

hahahahhahahaha

yeah, and the dancing part too.

it was damn ~~horrible~~ good!

P/S : KUDOS to ASNIDA HANI for the telekong

KUDOS to rizi for this pic

& KUDOS to EVERYONE!

EVERYONE was enjoying themselves that nite

what more can be said?

happy halloween!

xoxo;

hizamy the telekong ghost

AMERICAN INDULGENCE'S WEEK!

2009-03-28T06:32:00.000-07:00

OH my God!

my phone's usb cable'd gone missing!

arghhhhhhhh

well, that was the intro act.

errmm during these few days,

no it was a week!

there was alot of program held in intec

in the conjuction of

AMERICAN INDULGENCE's WEEK

yeah, for some it was so tiresome

but somehow the programs

were all well-enjoyed!

congrates HICOM!

i'm going to put some entries about the program.

so happy reading!

P/S: we, american degree program stdnt always

do these maksiats every year until we fly. =P

DIALOG AKU, SYAITON DAN SI ANGEL.

2009-03-21T22:32:00.000-07:00

zami : haish, sunyi la plak. xde teman hidop plak tu.
ade tp... cam cannot go on je. haishhh....
nak gak rase dichentai.. cewaahhh.. hmphhhh
kalo stkat kawan, rmai gile. yg spesial? speSIAL je kot

tibe2 cahaya gelap dtg! bzzztttt!

syaiton: MUAHAHAhahahaha AKU LAH SYAITON!
kan aku dah cakap, kapel!
ko xnak! kan dah sunyi!
bnyk minah2 kat intec tuh
pilih je satu..
mashi kan selalu bace blog ko,
ajak r die kapel.

zami :pannnnggg! GILE ke ko. sape la aku ni.
~~shit~~ ar ko! haduih..
aku nak org len kot. tp janji kapel la

zeeennnnnggg!!! tibe22 stu lagi cahaya terang muncul!

angel : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AKU LAH PARI2 alias angel
haish, kapel tu kan haram,
kan bnyk lagi bnde ko leh buat
gi le men DOTA ngan adam.
bleh rptkan silaturrahim..

syaiton: alah, relax ar,
even nabi pon berkapel ngan khdijah

PANNNNGGGG! satu lagi pelempang kental melekat kat pipi syaiton

angel : dasar setan, hey FYI, nabi ngan khdijah
kapel lepas kahwin ok
itu baru halal ok. u got that?
nak lagi sebijik?

zami : ye x ye gak. haji gborn pon pernah ckp,
kapel itu haram

syaiton: setan ko angel. eh name aku plak.
ermm kamon la, enjoy r bro!

angel : jgn dowh!

syaiton: come on bebeh!

angel : please, jgn lah! oh tidak!

zami : DIAM SUME! aku nak wat research paper plak!
pedulikan kapel2!

angel : oh yeah! oh yeah! aku menang!
even red devil pon kalah ngan liverpool

syaiton: cis..

SYINGGG! dua2 lembaga tu pon hilang..
kesimpulannye, kapel itu haram!

*cerita di atas tiada kaitan yg hidop, mati atau koma.

i am getting older

2009-03-21T03:02:00.000-07:00

oh, thank god, finally arrived at Cendana

pheww. it was a damn tiresome journey
betol ckp mak, balek nek bas je.

haish. so much for bike riding.

i realized i am getting ~~slimmer~~ older.

19 of course on this 29th March.

bloggers, do remember!

yes, its my birthday.

but knowing that u r getting older

is annoyed sometimes.

arghh. tekanan! tekanan!

for me, there r lots of thing to do

but i only occupied myself

with damn assignments

oh, please lecturers,

gimme a break!

I LOVE YOU, AND MISS YOU SO MUCH.

2009-03-17T22:26:00.000-07:00

YES, i really love u and miss u so damn much
it had been 13 years since you have gone sis,
you had gone for the divine call
to meet the God
i know i cannot blame it but

i really miss ur cute face

i really miss ur soothing smile

i really miss ur golden hair

i really miss everything bout u

i'm sorry for what i had done

for being a little menace in the house

kaklong, I MISS U

my prayers are upon ur soul. amin

last picture taken with her,the year she passed away
u r a very good friend and sister

hopefully we can meet again in after life

ur hair is so beautiful.

after u have gone, our brother also passed away

hopefully, both of u are in eternal blessings of the God

may God bless the both souls of urs

in a deep sorrow,

ur brother

fleksi, top atau bottom? which one?

2009-03-17T07:18:00.000-07:00

ha ha ha ha

tgk title pun dah mcm sial

anyway minggu nieh,

blog aku not will be daily updated.

why?

cuti la weyh

qadak tido ar...

despite keje mcm ~~haram jadah~~

tido je, kang menyesal plak

pointer dah ar mcm ~~haram jadah~~ gak

haishhh

DAH, SAMBUNG TIDO..

YES, I'M HOME!

2009-03-14T18:39:00.001-07:00

after a quite no it was very bored to death journey

with my LAGENDA110 bike for 400km

from shah alam to ipoh, then to penang,

oh god, its feel good to be home where

ur assignments cannot follow u back home.

hahahaha just left them at college.

sometimes they need to be alone for a while.

ah, i'm talking crap again....

I'M GLAD TO BE ~~HOMO~~ HOME!

*trying new clothes and hair hi-liter

yeah, i know, i changed a lot hahaha

shopaholic bebeyh!

KISSES n HUGS;

zaro

BITCHES' DAY OUT!

2009-03-14T04:24:00.000-07:00

so, it was a day before holiday,

ape lagi? ENJOY!!!

well, this time we (1/4fargoans)

went to SUNWAY PYRAMID

to meet firaun eh to enjoy

kami ke sana menggunakan kaki

dan juga keretapi yg laju

hebat bukan MALAYSIA?

kene tgu 0.5 jam untuk tiba!

wah, hebat2! keep it up!

aksi jijik ini dirakam di dlm bas buruk ke SUNWAY

sungguh jijik ye lelaki gila seks itu.

kemaruk sungguh beliau. haish

dimanakah mereka letak kemaluan mereka?

sesi tgkap gambar di depan surau. solat is a must! ahax

melepaskan gian dgn berbowling

hari ini aiman & azry (dgn rasminye) tlh hbat berbowling

muke2 x reti main, kesian...

~~Piss on you! Son of a bitch!~~

peace on you! sun of a beach!

akhirnye jabir dan adi telah menemui

nenek moyang mereka..

as: chot, lepas tgkap blutut kat aku taw!

adi: aku pun!

wahi: aku pun nak gak! ngeee~

chot: orait!

pizza hut secare rasminye bukan israel pegang!

sebab msia dah beli francais mereka di msia!

aksi gay chot yg songsang!

PENGUMUMAN: ADI PAKAI LIPSTIK OI!!!!!

SKALI LAGI AKSI GAY CHOT dan AZRY

zami: aiman, errr? ko ok ke?

aiman: zami, errr? ko pon ok ke x?

sudah2 le tu chot!

they all mine! muahahahaha

setelah penat bertarung nywa..

as dan makanannya (5 minit pertama)

as dan makanannya (1.5 minit kemudian)

jelas betul keboroian kamu wahai zami..

WELL thats all!

bes kluar ngan korg!

kuar gi ek pasnieh!

hahahahha

xoxo:

hizamy

HOLISHIT! HOLIDAYS!

2009-03-12T21:40:00.000-07:00

YES,finally!

itsHOLIDAYs!

things to do in holidays:

1. SHOPPING

2. SHOPPING

3. SHOPPING

4. SHOPPING

5. SHOPPING

6. repairLAGENDA110

7. tidoSEBOLEHMUNGKIN

8. gamingGEGILE

9. ASSSSIGNMENTbebeh!

XOXO;

hizamy

calculus: more the shit, more the fun!

2009-03-12T08:57:00.000-07:00

shall i compare calculus to summer day?

tonightCALCULUS,

A WEEK OF STUDY never pay enough

OHmyGOD

pityME, to not STDY ENOUGH

butITS just too SHIT

SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT

CALCULUS,TQ for shitting my day!

you will be in my lisT of OPTed subjects

xoxo,

CALCULUS OPTer

DIJAMIN LAWAK, DIJAMIN LUCAH!

2009-03-11T00:06:00.000-07:00

hah, tengok tajuk pon msti rmai je nak bukak, hahaha

well, just layan d pic below

--->READ FROM LEFT TO RIGHT--->

sumpah lawak. hahaha

anda x suka roomate anda? ini caranya

2009-03-09T07:18:00.001-07:00

anda x suke roomate anda??
anda mahu beliau keluar dr bilik anda??
ini caranya....

1. Setiap hari Jumaat, pack segala barang anda

dan bagitau kat roommate anda nak balik kampung.

Selepas sejam, balik ke bilik, dan terus

terangkan bhw takde org kat rumah.

Unpack segala brg anda & pegi tidor.

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2. Setiap kali roommate anda balik,
jerit sekuat hati "horee…kau dah balik".

Lepas tu menari dlm 5 minit.

Lepas tu, tenung jam lama2 dan tanya dia

"Sepatutnya kau dah blah dah skrg"

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3. Buat2 terjaga pd tengah malam,
jerit kuat2 "Tolong, kat mana aku berada ni?"
dan lari keliling bilik tu. Kalau bilik kecil,
cukuplah sekadar melompat 2-3 kali.

Kemudian, sambung tidor. Esoknya,

kalo dia tanya, pura2 tak tahu apa yg dia cakap.

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4. Ambil marker, buat bulatan kecil kat lengan anda.

Besarkan bulatan tu setiap hari sambil berkata

“Dah merebak… dah merebak, habesss

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5. Beli pepokok bonsai.

Bercakap & tidor dengan pokok tu setiap hari.

Selepas seminggu, bertengkar dgn pokok tu dan cakap

“Aku tak boleh hidup sebilik dengan kau lagi”

sambil keluar & menghempaskan pintu bilik dgn kuat…

Buang pokok tu tapi biarkan pasu kat situ.

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6. Beli pisau banyak-banyak.
Tajamkan setiap malam

sambil merenung roommate anda

sambil berkata “Tak lama lagi…tak lama lagi…”

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7. Duduk didepan papan chess dua-tiga jam

tanpa buat apa2 atau cakap apa2.

Lepas tu bangun secara tiba2

sambil berkata, “Siot betul, kalah lagi”

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8. Setiap kali roommate balik, tutup lampu dan tidor.

lepas dia keluar, bangun dan menjerit

dgn kuat “Horee…!”.

bukak lampu semula.

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9. Pakai topi kertas. Bila dia balik,

cakap “Selamat Datang ke McDonald.

Boleh saya ambil pesanan anda…”

Lepas tu buat muka bodoh,

sambil berkata “Eh, kau rupanya…”

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10. Kata kat roommate

“Ada pesanan penting untuk kau”.

Lepas tu buat2 pengsan. Lepas 2-3 jam,

bangun dan cakap yg anda dah lupa pesanan tu.

Kemudian, cakap “Eh…aku dah ingat”.

Lepas tu pengsan balik.

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11. Bila roommate anda balik, berpura2 tengah telefon.

Caci maki dan menjerit dengan kuat kat telefon tu.

Lepas tu letak telefon dan cakap kat roommate

bhw yg telefon tadi adalah mak dia.

Cakap mak dia akan telefon balik.

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12. Kalau roommate suka gosok gigi kat sinki,

perhatikan sampai habis. Lepas dia habis,

cakap dengan dia bhw anda

kena ajar dia cara mengosok gigi dengan betul.

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13. Edarkan risalah ke kawasan kedai/

rumah kedai berdekatan rumah/kampus.

Dalam risalah tu, nyatakan bahawa roommate anda hilang.

Letak sekali gambar dia dlm risalah tu.

Tawarkan hadiah kepada sesiapa yg menjumpai roommate anda.

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14. Bila roommate anda tutup lampu pd sebelah malam,

nyanyi lagu opera sekuat hati.

Bila dia buka balik lampu,

buat2 muka bodoh dan confused.

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15. Duduk & renung roommate dlm 2-3 jam.

Kalau boleh, bawa member2 sekali

sambil makan kacang & popcorn.

Buat macam tengah tengok wayang.

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16. Masa roommate tiada, ambil deodoran

dan sapukan pada seluruh dinding bilik.

Bila dia balik, puji bahawa bilik berbau wangi.

Lakukan selalu sampai deodoran tu habis.

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17. Kalau roommate ada binatang peliharaan,

spt kucing, offer utk beri makan kpd binatang tsbt.

Cepat2 keluarkan botol gam atau minyak rambut

sebelum dia beri persetujuan kpd kau.

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18. Pegang & gosok-gosok rambut roommate anda

sambil berkata “Rambut kau hitam, lurus dan berkilat la…

Macam teknik rebonding…”.

Sekali-sekala buat masa dia tengah tidur.

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19. Mase roommate tido,

bungkus dia macam kafan mayat (siap ikat),

pastu panggil member dlm 10 bace yasin ramai2.

bile rumet jage pakat2 buat x nmpk ape2.

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20. Sebelum roommate balik dari kelas,

bungkus diri sendiri macam kafan (siap ikat jugak)

pastu baring senyap-senyap atas katil dia.

Mesti dia terkejut sampai pengsan

bila masuk bilik tengok2 ada mayat.

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hahaha selamat mencuba!!

INTERNET BREAKDOWN RECENTLY!

2009-03-08T07:02:00.000-07:00

sori guys for some delayed posts!

got a failure in internet connection!

24 jam x tutup router

xoxo;

hizamy

selamat hari jadi ke-19 ye ilihaya! ko dah tua! =P

2009-03-06T08:27:00.000-08:00

epi besday ili haya,

may ur wish come true!

smoge fly ke usa yerk!

friends forever!

_____________________________

ili's birthday gathering

SACC mall, SHAH ALAM

pizza hut rest.

ili's besfriends!

birthdaygurl! ili haya! (^-^ )
smoge pnjg umur murah rezeki!

waiting for the pizzas

ili n nana; two besfrens!

ili haya and her diet-free night!

aman yg tidak senonoh sekali

potong kek! potong kek! choc indulgence

special tnx to faz. ngee~

hizamy: potong besar skali kat aku!

nana yg chomel; the mastermind of d day!

jukie n che' mat

pasangan gay yg terpisah lame. haha

faz - mail - sadiq

qibi - bini beliau - asry

qibi - fatin -asry - ili - nana - mira -daus -faz -mail - sdiq

nana penyibuk! (O-0)

zami n qibi

nana - zhira - ili - faz

zhira - ili - sdiq

HEPI 19th BESDAY ILI!

frens forever!

kembar len mak len bpak hahahah

irsyad; skandal baru nana

faz - nana - fik

well, thats all!

tnx for d nite!

n nana too for the plan!

ili, hepi besday!

we love u!

xoxo,

zami

LELAKI, SPERMA dan dot dot dot...

2009-03-02T00:35:00.000-08:00

ahh, what a mundane monday today,

naseb bek relaxs je rini, but the last lesson; BIO,

somehow i didn't have even a spark in my eyes to sleep.

yes i am a biotech student but bio was soooo bored to death

(mr ishak, if u read this, i dont mean the tutorial class!)

it seemed like the cell reproduction topic was refreshing enough

ahh enough with the craps. everyone loves cell reproduction topic.

kan? kan?

but somehow, i came across one philosophy of mine that

kinda stupid yet logic enough to be thought throroughly.

so, madam mimie yg comel said that a sperm

need to endure a lot of (i mean a lot!) of obstacles and challenges

in order to reach to the egg or ovum.

so, i think thats how men had been living through.

we need to go through a lot of obstacles in order to get our love one.

like a sperm need to compete with other millions

and millions of sperm to get to the ovum,

so does a man that need to compete against

each other to win over a girl.

a girl just need to sit back and relax

same like ovum that is immobile and just wait

the arrival of the lucky sperm.

rase2 nye betol x?

sperma memang untuk lelaki.

hahaha (^0^)

HIKAYAT AIR TERJUN SUNGAI GENTING la pulak..

2009-02-28T10:03:00.000-08:00

ALKISAHNYE,

kitorg dah lme rancang plan nak gi mndi manda,

dulu nak gi ulu yam, tpi kete si ehsan wat problem.

enjin berasap dengan secara tibe2 hahaha.

kesian kerete kembara die, lepas je wat problem,

terus kene jual pastu beli viva. hebat

kalo bini nnti cmne ntah ar, rosak tukar

ehsan oh ehsan.........hahaha

pastu setelah melalui hari2 yg boring, kami pon sepakat

and plan tmpat baru; SUNGAI GENTING

sungai genting atau nama saintifik nya sg batang kali

terletak di HULU selangor, selangor darul ehsan.

sepanjg perjalanan, ehsan akan citer psal skolah die;

semashur: sains HULU selangor (-_-')

ia terletak di simpang perjalanan ke genting highland,

lantas diberi nickname sg genting

(aku rase nabil je ske2 ati kasik nme tu)

signbod tulis len, haish

berdasarkan tmpat daerah nye, tmpat ni mmg hulu pon

bnyk gak jumpe org asli selain ajay kat situ.

hahahhahahahaha

gambaran penulis akan sg genting.

eh gmbarn pe, ni betol ar.

dah ar sejuk gile kinzir.

best n berbaloi! (terbang rm20)

12.30: rakan2 penulis sedang sibuk menyiapkan juadah bbq

7.00: bangun dan mamai

7.25: sedar dri mamai

7.30: selesai solat subuh

7.32: gerak terus ke kete

7.35: cri kete x jumpe
7.45: dah jumpe

ahli2 konvoi:

sardin

ehsan

zami

ajay

hairi

uk-uk

popi

juan

adam

nabil

aly

8.00: isi minyak + beli bekpes

8.15: perjalanan ke sg genting

9.00: smpai ke umah nabil japs amik meal

kelihatan penulis begitu obses dgn tediber
(gile comel! arghhh)

aly, rakan penulis juga melepaskan gian.

9.20: masih di rumah nabil

9.30: masih lagi di rumah nabil

9.35: berusehe untuk spu habes mknn

ingtkan tedi ber tdi haha

usehe aly untuk menempah maut

9.45: tiba di perkampungan ajay eh air terjun.

9.47: terserempak beberape rakan ajay eh org asli.

sunggoh indah x terkata. kalo ade pompuan lagi indah =P

bergambar2 kenangan

sedia arang untuk bakar ehsan eh bbq (sme je)

sesi bermandi junub beramai2

ajay, seriusly ko mcm org asli! haha =)

gambar ni terlampau lucah

kanak2 org asli sedang bgembira

tatkala sardin naik ke darat

fuh, sejuk gaks

yg tlong bakar brape je, tolong tgk ramai gile

ayam babikiu yg agak sedap la jugak (dah lapar)

ni apesal anak org asli sesat nieh?

bakar jgn x bakar, dah siap pnggil ye

sesi menyuap anak ikan

makan2! (^-^ ) itadakimasu!

satu lagi gambar yg amat lucah

jika disalahterjemahkan

sunggoh indah alam ciptaan tuhan

kesian popi. alala, cute nye muahaha!

aly pon terpenat dan tertido

anyway, tnx again guys for the trip!

next destination; _________

sayonara! =P

my first time been ....

2009-02-28T06:35:00.000-08:00

tagged la bodo! jgn pikir myfirsttime je cikgu suraya.

THE TRUTH

001. Real name -- Mohamad Hizamy Ropiee Saleh Karim.
002. Nickname(s) -- zamy, zaro, jami, ami, mi dan lain2 caci hina.
003. Zodiac sign -- kambing biri biri jantan bertanduk dua
004. Male or female -- lelaki la. bodo nye soklan. .. ye ke?
005. Elementary school -- tadika kat umah je. org miskin
006. Primary school -- Sekolah Kebanggaan eh Kebangsaan Jalan Bahru, Prai
007. High school -- Malay Secondary School, Ipoh / STAR
008. Hair colour -- Dark brown
009. Long or short -- soklan lucah. jawapan pon lucah. medium hahaha
010. Loud or quiet -- owh, silent jerk. on vibrate.
011. Sweats or jeans --jins tp bukan iblises
012. Phone or camera -- owh phone saya n73 yg bercamera 3.2 mp.
013. Health freak -- huh?
014. Drink or smoke -- smoke no, drink yes. tp drink air suam je la.
015. Do you have a crush on someone -- crush on someone no, crash on someone yes!
016. Eat or drink -- ni soklan paling bodo. of kos le.
017. Piercings -- muke aku ade 8 taiklalats. xyah pierce2 dah. dah cukup
018. Tattoos -- lagu jordan sparks tu ke?

HAVE YOU EVER?
019. Been in airplanes -- yes. tp x terbang pon. naik je haha
020. Been in a relationship -- absolutely no komen!
021. Been in a car accident -- esksiden bnyk kali gak. moto apetah lagi.
022. Been in a fish fight -- gusti ngan ikan keli besar lengan pernah kot
023. Piercings -- berepe keli nek cekep? bodo betol le.

FIRST
024. best friend -- you you you and you!
025. award -- dpt penampar sibijk oleh ayahanda kerna bunuh anak ayam org
026. crush -- cikgu biologi aku kot. hahaha.
027. pet -- xde. mak aku pernah pukul kucing gune penyapu ala2 men golf. caye x?
028. big vacation -- pergi umah nenek sebelah umah

LAST
029. Person you talked to -- abg beger; bang beger ayam spesel satu!
030. Person you texted to -- ayahanda; abah ku syg, masuk duit! haha
031. Person you watched a DVD with -- ngan mr purush. citer brian's song. haha
032. Food you ate -- sory i'm on diet. beger tu emergency tgh mlm je
033. Movie you watched alone -- citer BEST! HOT! haha
034. Song you listened to -- uitm di hatiku. nyanyi sendiri haha
035. Thing you bought -- beger ayam spesial
036. Person you hugged -- cannot remember already...huhu

FAVOURITE
037. Food -- beger ayam spesial abg samurai sebelah dawood seksen 6
038. Drinks -- air mata kucing pak mail pasar mlm seksen 6
039. Clothing -- baju melayu + sampin
040. Flower -- bunga citra lestari. cun kan? haha
041. Sports -- aku xde nafsu kat sukan. sori yerk. art je aku bernafsu
042. Colours -- Green
043. Movies -- Geng: Upin & Ipin Adventure
044. Subjects -- calculus kot. haha gile pe

CURRENTLY,
045. Eating -- beger ayam spesial
046. Drinking -- air kordial lemon bncuh sndiri
047. I'm about to -- to write about 'i'm about to'
048. Listening to -- bunyi kipas dan cengkerik mlm
049. Plans for today -- dah mlm, tido sudeyh
050. Waiting for -- bile nak abeh tag nieh
051. Want kids -- nak bnyk2. mcm atok aku ade 120+ anakcucu
052. Want to get married -- yes selagi belom gay.
053. Careers in mind -- Lawyer...businessman..lecturer

HAVE YOU EVER
054. Lost glasses/contacts -- pernah sekali. tp aku hilangkan sebab nak spek baru haha
055. Snuck out of your house -- wat pe nak snuck. xde keje. keluar sopan sudeyh
056. Held a gun/knife for self-defense -- dlm game selalu
057. Killed somebody -- akan.. jage ko AZRY
058. Broken someone's heart -- bnyk kali. mulut aku celupar haha (gelak evil)...
059. Been arrested -- ngan warden. bes gile men kejar2!
060. Cried when someone died -- ye la. kejam gile ketawe time org mati

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

061. Yourself -- yes!!
062. Miracles -- yes!!
063. Love at first sight -- chenta itu buta
064. Heaven -- for sure, yes!
065. Santa Clause -- gile!
066. Sex on the first date -- wuh, soklan panas. sex tu jantina kan?
067. Kiss on the first date -- "i kiss a girl, and i like it.. bla bla~"

TRUTHFULLY,
068. Is there one person you want to be with right now -- mama!
069. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life -- quite yes and quite no
070. Do you believe in God -- yes! Allah the Almighty

Post 'the truths' and tag 12 people

mls la! arghhh. keje bnyk sori la sayangs

AKHIRNYA!

2009-02-27T06:03:00.000-08:00

AKHIRNYA!

smpai pon weekend. dah tersekse jiwe rage menempuhi dis week

minggu ni mcm <mencarut> gile.

keje dah bnyk mcm <mencarut>. pastu test <mencarut> lagi.

arghh tmbah ngan presentation <mencarut> lagi.

komputer pon bleh rosak kalo 24/7 operation time die.

ni kan plak otak. haish <mencarut> btol

arghhh <mencarut><mencarut><mencarut>!

esok gi piknik kat sg genting! yoish! =D

.....

2009-02-22T07:45:00.000-08:00

I AM SUCH A JERK. JUST FORGET ABOUT ME.

guna hati, akal dan fikiranmu..

2009-02-21T21:38:00.006-08:00

Tiada bintang

Dapat menerangkan hati yang telah dicelah

Bagaiku lumpuh tak mampu berdiri

Aku tetap begini

Takkan berubah kerna aku tetap aku

Dan lalu rindumu bukanlah aku
Guna hati, akal dan fikiranmu

Berbeza Kau dan juga aku

Dua hati yang tak mungkin bersatu
Apakah aku

Hanya boneka yang sering engkau mainkan

Yang dikawal oleh jari-jarimu

Ku punya hati dan perasaan

Pernahkah engkau fikirkan

Cukup cukuplah oh cukuplah

Guna hati, akal dan fikiranmu

Berbeza Kau dan juga aku

Dua hati yang tak mungkin bersatu

Tak faham tak tahan

Sabarku tak tertahan

Melayan sikapmu perawan

Berbeza-berbeza

Kau dan aku berbeza

Kita memang tak serupa

Bebaskan bebaskan

Ku ingin dilepaskan

Kita tidak sehaluan

Cukuplah sudahlah

Sampai di sini saja

Hubungan kita berdua

bertepok sebelah tgn, berbunyi di hati,

2009-02-21T05:41:00.000-08:00

DEAR GOD OF ALL CREATURES,

THOU had blessed me first the feeling of joyful camaraderie and after that,

thou bound me with the feeling of regretness toward her.

I have been unnoticedly living in this stupid life of false admiration.

yes, thank you for showing me the way.

after all, it directly served me right.

i think i had enough with this life

and need to shift my paradigm.

my conception, my feeling, my love towards her

are just mere fool speculations after all.

its hard to forget her my i'll try my best.

O lord, thou art the only one i seeketh.

Guide me and enlighten me along this mortal odyssey

from the sins that deprive the soul of divine grace.

Only thou, my Lord.

IT WAS SUCH A GAY DAY!

2009-02-20T07:57:00.000-08:00

FRIDAY was such happening day for us, FARGOans (and other two aliens).

It was a reallyx99999 interesting and unforgettable hangout

after a hectic week full of never ending tests & quizzes,

bored-to-death homework and tedious presentations.

For the god sake, it was a DAMN WEEK! Why?!!!! arghh.

To have a quite joyful time with you guys

was a precious and priceless moment.

Thanks again guys! Love y’all!

LOCATION : sunway pyramid, subang jaya.
DATE : 20th of February 09
ACTIVITIES :

movie; upin ipin!, archery, gossiping, window shopping, wendy’s-ing, ETC.
RATE : 5/5; bes gile!
ATTENDANCE : 11/23.

Here are some pictures! FARGOLICIOUS!

Totally I must, no, i'm ought to say that, this 10/10 rated movie is a must-watch movie for this year. It was a bloody-hell happening and funny story despite it is a CGI cartoon. To me, this is the time for the locals to shine their name and malaysia's on top of the world. To compare to hollywood’s cartoon, this movie is much better. No, it is even the best! pegi mati la pixar's. Arghhhh. Bes gile weyh! gile rugi spe yg x tgk!. (yaya, tq for screaming out loud beside me. hahaha) Here's some malay synopsis that i managed to cilok.

SINOPSIS: Ada sesuatu yang mengganggu ketenteraman Kampung Durian Runtuh. Penduduk kampung menyebarkan cerita tentang kewujudan suatu makhluk yang menggerunkan menjelang waktu malam; Hantu Durian, namun tiada siapa yang berani mencari kebenaran disebaliknya... Sehinggalah Badrol dan Lim, serta rakan-rakan baru mereka (Upin,Ipin & the gang)terjerumus ke dalam misteri tersebut tanpa disengajakan. Seekor haiwan aneh yang tidak diketahui asalnyal; Opet, menjalin persahabatan dengan Rajoo dan membawa mereka semua ke suatu pengembaraan, jauh ke dalam hutan hujan Malaysia yang penuh dengan hidupan liar, termasuk seekor ular gergasi yang mistik. Sertai mereka, dalam mengungkap misteri dan merentasi cabaran di sekitar keindahan panorama flora dan fauna Malaysia.

OPPS, enough with the spoilers. do get urself a seat at the cinema for this fantastic local homegrown!

http://gengmovie.blogspot.com/ http://www.lescopaque.com/

KISAH RIBENA & VITAMIN C
a story of a group of students, no, kanak2 ribena yg terlepas kandang dan terjumpe lift yg berdinding kace. mereka sunggoh gembira terutama skli siti asnida hani sandha yg telah menyebabkan lif terlebih had muatan. bunyi amaran telah berbunyi berkali2 tetapi dihiraukan beliau. terdapat eh kelihatan seorang ahmoi yg lingkungan umur yg agak tua tapi masih mude (mcmane tu?) sedang berposing ingin join venture for candid shot. ASNIDA, turun ar! hahaha SYIMA, kanak2 ribena yg kaye dengan vitamin C masih kekal dengan senyuman segi empat tepat yg agak sama dengan u______n. aiman dengan mata putihnya sunggoh amat terpsiko skali (adoh rosak BM aku). mereka juga kelihatan takjub dengan cahaya hidayah yg keluar dri jari klas rep mereka.

KISAH SI AHLI PIANO
OH sir, your fingers are like typing an essay using keyboard. so agile with full of alacrity. chewaahh~ bes gile this ex-music teacher time main lagu 'can't take my eyes of u' with the piano. piano and violin are my favourite instrumentS to be listened to. personally, i initially was quite embarrased with them for just membabi buta mencapab di situ. hoi, sape lah klas rep korg. mcm jakun pon ade, hahahah after all, it was a hangout! enjoy! loose up some stress! yah yah yah!

KISAH KLAS REP YG BERWIBAWA
bersama beliau, seorg wanita dan seorg jejaka.
no komen. beliau berwibawa. FULLSTOP.

SLRIUUUUTTT
SLRIUUUUTTT
SLIURTTTTTT
SLRIURIUTTTT
ahhhhhh~
(sedot coke)

hizamy dan adegan menyedotnya
anis dan senyuman 'tgkap gmbar'nya
adi yg berusaha menjadi sefemenine yg boleh

kelihatan dibelakang beberape org jejaka jejaki sedang stalking org bermain roler blade di atas ais (what the heck?)

HOW WENDY GOT ITS NAME?
dunno, duncare, ape yg penting?
KERJESEME!
ASNIDA kedekot, xnak payong coke aku!
mane KERJESEME ko?
KEDEKOT
KEDEKOT
KEDEKOT
KEDEKOT taik hidong masin.
ek?

ADI dah cube posing. kesian die. harap maafkan die ye.

ABE: ape yg as buat tuh?
AIMAN: tgh gigit tgn ultraSHIMA kot.
WAHI: jap aku pikir..
YAYA: mmmm...
AS: ngap3 (mkn dgn lahapnye)
SYIMA: sakit la AS, ko gigit tgn aku ar.
JABIR: oi ADI tepi la, aku nak masuk
ADI: (aku masuk kamera siot)
BIHAH: yesss, tgn aku massukk!

WAHI:fuh depan skali!
AZRY: ..... (mendagu)
gurl01:zzz (tertido)
SYIMA:nyiiiii (senyumpetak)
BIHAH: ......
ZAMY: (naseb bek aku tumpang fries org, jimat duit)...
ANIS:bnyoknyo gmbr aku. ngeee~
ADI:(berusaha!)
JABIR:(control2)
AS:ngap zzzz (tido smbil makan)
YAYA: zzz (tido gak)

gurl01: SYIMA, ade org menjerit!
SYIMA : oh,aku dengar ade org dlm kesusahan!
BIHAH : pergi la tolong, ko kan HERO
ADIB eh ABE: sedapnye landing atas ko anis, ala nya~
ANIS: oi ABE, bngun la, x yah sndar atas aku!
AIMAN: arghhh sakit perot...

AGhotfm: (sape la plak budak2 nieh, menyusahkan aku je..)
RAMAI2: cheese!
ABE: ah~ aku minat AG~
JABIR: hehehe (senyum sinis)
mende la karaoke kat sini. pakej karaoke siap ngan arak lagi;
"nak ape? liquor, or wine? overall package rm200+. r u ok with that sir?"
kepale hotak ko ok!

we met up some flyfm's n hotfm's deejays. they were having a dinner there.

HIZAMY: disebabkan aku yg organize nieh, aku nak sume jaco's donat nieh. any objection? sebarang surat menyurat tidak akan dilayan. tnx in advance.

AS: wah masuk gmbar lagi!
SYIMA: as, tepi la! sibok je ko.
ANIS: ko pon same syima, tepi je la.
ZAMY:mende la diorg nieh,
ADI:ngee (apsal muke donat nieh mcam hizamy?)
YAYA: weee gambar!
AZRY: ..... (mendagu skali lagi)

YAYA: nyam3 (makan dengan penuh nafsu) HIZAMY: ah, tngan ngan donat masuk pon jdi la
WAHI: arghhh sedap! (pelahap penoh nafsu)
SYIMA: ngee (senyum petak)
AIMAN: ah, x sempat plak!
ABE: adeh, masuk gigi ngan bibir je..
ANIS: masuk hujung tudung je?....

GAMBAR PALING KONTROVERSI 2009!

thanks a lot guys! FARGOLICIOUS!

PLEASE; a word to plea.

2009-02-17T07:37:00.001-08:00

Dear Merciful God; the ruler of seven heavens,

tonight; i could not sleep well,

why LORD? why me..

forgive me for everything

there are much to be reminisced

about my sinful life.

from deep of my heart,

please answer my confession...

please,

please!

i am very tired of all his procrastination.

i am trying my best to help him.

but he does not even bother to help me.

please, i am begging you.

help me to find the way

help me to help him

help me to make him understand

and help him to help me.

please LORD.

I LOST MY WORDS.

he is one of my best friends.

friend does look upon each other

PLEASE,

to you, my endless prayers are upon to

GOD; the merciful.the endless. the infinity.

bile ADIB berkata...

2009-02-17T01:00:00.000-08:00

arini, skali lagi dlm sejarah, aku dikejotkan dgn sebuah lagi falsafah ADIB BAKERI iaitu;

"perempuan ibarat laptop, lelaki pula pendrive. bile nampak je laptop, ade je pendrive yg nak cucuk masuk. laptop ni bersih, tp bile pendrive ni bawak virus. laptop tu yg akan merana. dan juga sebaliknya. same seperti konsep lelaki dan perempuan. kalo lelaki tu bwk penyakit, perempuan tu yg akan merana. dan begitulah sebaliknye"

x gitu?

DILARANG MENJILAT SKRIN!

2009-02-16T02:58:00.000-08:00

[people who is underage, pregnant and have diabetes are strongly prohibited]

as was highly mentioned above, please dont disgrace yourself by licking your monitor in public. do it in your room and in the absence of people.

strawberry ice-creamed love cookies!

heavenly rich chocolate ice-cream bar

zesty kiwi+canteloupe ice pops

sinfully strawberry riched vanilla ice cream

tangy grapefruit and lemon pops

lemon and strawberry ice creams

home-made rhubarb yogurt ice cream

vanilla and strawberry popsicles

raspberry-kiwi ice cream

berry peach ice cream

teddies on cones ice-cream

grape ice cream

simply irresistable citrus ice cream

please, i'm also dying over here! oh GOD!

SLRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP!

kisah MAMAK DAWOOD

2009-02-16T02:49:00.000-08:00

Tokeyh Restoran Mamak Dawood dapat anak. Suatu hari sedang Ali minum teh di gerai Mamak yang biasa dikunjunginya, tiba-tiba Mamak gerai tersebut bersorak gembira dan terus datang kepadanya.

Ali: Apa yang suka sangat Mamak ni?

Mamak: Saya bini juga surat India mari.

Ali: Apa dia cakap? Tentu good news!

Mamak: Dalam dia punya surat ada cakap sudah beranak. New baby! Ayo.... saya banyak suka hati la. Saya belanja awak free minum jugak!

Ali:Tahniah! Mamak. Ini kena balik India cepat ni?

Mamak: Ya la, saya sudah tiga tahun tarak balik.

Ali: Lerrrrrr.?????...kalau 3 tahun tarak balik tu anak siapa?

Mamak: .................

burung KAKAK tua?

2009-02-16T02:45:00.000-08:00

Di sebuah kedai menjual burung, terdapat 2 ekor burung kakak tua. Kedua burung itu berbeza, yang satu suka bernyanyi dan yang satunya lagi hanya diam saja, datang seorang lelaki ingin membeli burung kakak tua. Ia berkata kepada si penjual burung.

Pembeli : Berapa harga burung kakak tua ini...?

Penjual: Kalau yang suka menyanyi itu $500, sedangkan yang diam itu $1000.

Pembeli: Ahhh...? Kenapa yang suka menyanyi lebih murah dari yang diam.

Penjual: Yaa...memang berbeza, yang berharga $1000 itu ialah pencipta lagunya.